HardCore XXX Fishin's Tackle Torture Chamber: Punchin' and Kickin' Bass

I've decided to resurrect the HardCore XXX Fishin's Tackle Torture Chamber blog and apply it's focus to my new and favorite bass fishing technique: punching. If you're not familiar with the term or technique, stay tuned, as you'll soon find the coolest punchin' specific rods, reels, line, hooks, and baits discussed here. I plan to have some video reviews in the spring, as I plan on purchasing a GoPro Hero2 video camera to capture some on water fishing action. I'll leave you with a little peek at the GoPro.

Hardcore Ratings System

Hardcore Level 8: Mindblowing Karma! Fish will fight to the death for the right to have piscine relations with this ultra hot product, and by using it, you are transformed into a fishing god on the level of a KVD or Dahlberg. Beware, you too may wish to have piscine relations with this product! This product keeps on giving and never says no!
Hardcore Level 7: Sexual Chocolate Baby! Soo sweet, so close to perfection its amazing, but not quite perfect. Like sex with with a condom. If only....
Hardcore Level 6: Highschool Sweetheart/Prom Queen! This product is a gamer, and will give you all it's got, but you'll always be looking for something better, like her hot younger sister.
Hardcore Level 5: Girl Next Door/Porn Starlet! This product is hot from a distance, and is a real good time, but once you get it up close it's a bit of a letdown, and after use, you'll definitely want to shower!
Karma Level 4: Beer Goggles! This product looks pretty cool if you've got a buzz on, and it's the last one on the rack, and youre desperate. Once you get it home, you're like WTF was I thinking?
Hardcore Level 3: Trailer Park Trash/Chubby Chaser! If you're hard up on your tackle fix, pick this up from your local WalMart, but beware of the dreaded redheaded stepchild showing up on your doorstep in 10 years calling you Daddy!
Karma Level 2: Put A Bag Over Her Head! If you needed to fish in a life or death situation, I'd suggest severing a finger or 10 instead.
Karma Level 1: Put a Bag Over My Head Please! You're emabarrassed to be seen with this product and scarred for life, and will never get it's horrid taint from your fishing karma. Only exorcism and a full memory wipe will rid you of this. Otherwise known as the Roland Martin promotional item!

Punchin' and Kickin' Bass

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